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It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

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  1. Sieg Nihil

    Sieg Nihil

    33 मिनट पहले

    Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek

  2. *meme master87*

    *meme master87*

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    Joana If you see this my sweet relish ~ Pin this

  3. V S C O

    V S C O

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    can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud

  4. Saraf Wasima Siddique

    Saraf Wasima Siddique

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    Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?

  5. Bianca Marchetti

    Bianca Marchetti

    2 घंटे पहले

    serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦

  6. Camron Holdcroft

    Camron Holdcroft

    2 घंटे पहले

    *When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on INplayer so you’re just wasting your time*

  7. Timi Agiri

    Timi Agiri

    3 घंटे पहले

    rip joana for buying physical textbooks

  8. lovesins •

    lovesins •

    4 घंटे पहले

    sigh, :c

  9. Elijah Johnson

    Elijah Johnson

    4 घंटे पहले

    In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

  10. Ashley

    Ashley

    4 घंटे पहले

    How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

  11. Cass LuLu

    Cass LuLu

    4 घंटे पहले

    I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.

  12. I’m Peter

    I’m Peter

    5 घंटे पहले

    What university you go to?

  13. Kee Glanzmann

    Kee Glanzmann

    5 घंटे पहले

    DANCE MOMS

  14. Firelightdaisy

    Firelightdaisy

    5 घंटे पहले

    You are like a modern day Rory Gilmore

  15. Martin G

    Martin G

    5 घंटे पहले

    Why would they make you take algebra and calculus concurrently

  16. Spoiled Milk

    Spoiled Milk

    6 घंटे पहले

    If Josmoe central was ever a anonymous type of hacker thing aka 11:58 we would know it was her

  17. Macy Mclaren

    Macy Mclaren

    6 घंटे पहले

    Ok I’m sorry, but Socials/History is AMAZING, Science is FUN, English is OK, and Math is HORRIBLE

  18. Hiba Al-badarneh

    Hiba Al-badarneh

    7 घंटे पहले

    You're weird I like weird people God i really enjoy ur videos Keep going🌻

  19. CatsAreCool

    CatsAreCool

    7 घंटे पहले

    I'm good at math and get A's but your coarse load is way too much, I would be so overwhelmed taking those classes all in my first semester.

  20. Toga Himiko

    Toga Himiko

    7 घंटे पहले

    Joana : all funny throughout summer posting School : *Im gonna ruin this whole womans career*

  21. Erin Rae

    Erin Rae

    8 घंटे पहले

    where did you get those wonderful boots from 1:46?? i need to get me a pair of those!

  22. Karleigh V

    Karleigh V

    8 घंटे पहले

    So many cuts between each sentence 😭😭😭

  23. Haylee Moore

    Haylee Moore

    8 घंटे पहले

    As a third year university student, I cackled during the entirety of this video, especially when you got school supplies and talked about textbooks. (also I’m Canadian too!)

  24. Ruth Uday

    Ruth Uday

    8 घंटे पहले

    she needs a talk show.

  25. Myken Hassler

    Myken Hassler

    8 घंटे पहले

    PERCY JACKSON HELL YEAH.. the best book to reread

  26. Roy K

    Roy K

    9 घंटे पहले

    Doctor: can you tell me about your symptoms Me: I forget everything in a split second I’m suffering from high end memory loss Dementia: am I joke to you?

  27. Hannah C.

    Hannah C.

    9 घंटे पहले

    She lookin snazzy

  28. Zoincer_ Oo

    Zoincer_ Oo

    9 घंटे पहले

    Are you planning on doing INplayer full time as a job

  29. cj

    cj

    9 घंटे पहले

    The bootleg mac n'cheese at 6:07 legit looks like a carpet my therapist has in her office

  30. Jessi Callahan

    Jessi Callahan

    10 घंटे पहले

    The Mac and cheese looks nasty but why do I want to try it so bad..

  31. mrbxrns

    mrbxrns

    10 घंटे पहले

    *SAMANTHA*

  32. Beau Rass

    Beau Rass

    10 घंटे पहले

    Canadian university just sounds like high school lol

  33. Natalie Red

    Natalie Red

    11 घंटे पहले

    these videos are always so entertaining!

  34. Eesha Sajid

    Eesha Sajid

    11 घंटे पहले

    hey don't spread hate on social studies ! it's one my fav subjects 😅

  35. Ikmo Monki

    Ikmo Monki

    13 घंटे पहले

    Was the first scene a Gale reference?

  36. Erin Sy

    Erin Sy

    13 घंटे पहले

    "Colkulus"

  37. Purple_potato 5

    Purple_potato 5

    14 घंटे पहले

    At our school the teachers do memes on there slide shows 😂🤣

  38. Adrian Spade

    Adrian Spade

    15 घंटे पहले

    Hearing the trauma your bank account went through is making me all the more grateful for financial aid, community college, and half decent parents who invested in my college fund the moment they got ne

  39. asdas hfsiisoszx

    asdas hfsiisoszx

    15 घंटे पहले

    percy jackson yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  40. Julianna Rimondi

    Julianna Rimondi

    15 घंटे पहले

    low key this is making me excited for university lol i want to go to canada for university and this is making me less stressed bc you seem like you're having fun w it

  41. Allie A

    Allie A

    16 घंटे पहले

    Me, a senior in high school watching this: scared

  42. Heifel Andrade

    Heifel Andrade

    16 घंटे पहले

    Of all the thing I've noticed.. IT IS ALWAYS THE HAIR!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAIR!!! LOL

  43. aurel

    aurel

    16 घंटे पहले

    2:42 well yeah if you're gonna specialize in nuclear physics

  44. K10Kelly

    K10Kelly

    16 घंटे पहले

    W-was the first 23 seconds of this video a GaYLE ReFEreNCe?

  45. Justice Hudson

    Justice Hudson

    17 घंटे पहले

    Socialism isn’t bad. Your professor shouldn’t be shoving that on your class with no pushback

    • Process

      Process

      12 घंटे पहले

      Holy shit you're such a bore. Weird professor rants are fun and he's a math prof so no one's gonna take it seriously. Plus, like it should be, no one has a problem when a prof talks wonders about socialism and trashes capitalism. Just let it to go both ways.

  46. jeon jungkookie

    jeon jungkookie

    17 घंटे पहले

    Nah it's all about afternoon classes lmao

  47. Wee Woo

    Wee Woo

    18 घंटे पहले

    broooooo percy jackson fam what up

  48. ShYnAuTicA saea

    ShYnAuTicA saea

    20 घंटे पहले

    i like how she taped the teensy mic on the bottle

  49. Furret Lps

    Furret Lps

    20 घंटे पहले

    !IH

  50. Lipstick 'n' Linguine

    Lipstick 'n' Linguine

    21 घंटे पहले

    It still blows my mind that you start a new school year towards the end of the year! LIke what the what! :)

  51. Dulcie Park

    Dulcie Park

    22 घंटे पहले

    Percy jackson♡♡♡

  52. Hey I'm Dead inside

    Hey I'm Dead inside

    22 घंटे पहले

    No but high key Joana is looking goooood👀

  53. foca foxxi

    foca foxxi

    23 घंटे पहले

    8:39 me when my favorite songs on/when I bored

  54. sara hassan

    sara hassan

    23 घंटे पहले

    you would've looked better in the beginning with your sunnys on

  55. cloudanimal

    cloudanimal

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    I’m starting college soon as a commuter and this gives me bravery

  56. Jennifer Murdock

    Jennifer Murdock

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    God-schnaapp Joana!! What camera do you have?? That zoom in to the pigeons was impressive!!

  57. Bálint Anna

    Bálint Anna

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    I love it how she did this whole thing after her first day with all the wigs and costumes

  58. Tyarah Stewart-Alleyne

    Tyarah Stewart-Alleyne

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    Herpes...

  59. Samantha Murray

    Samantha Murray

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    The voice change during the cooking channel really got to me. The entire thing was a masterpiece.

  60. Gabrielle Wong

    Gabrielle Wong

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    The whole "Don't Call Me Angel" thing, meh If it was literally just their vocals, it would be so much better. The beat never really contributed to making the song a bop (IMO, it wasn't really a bop) and the lyrics were honestly, the worst part about it.

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