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It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Twitter: tweet_joana
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

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  1. Cyber_Blue

    Cyber_Blue

    6 घंटे पहले

    Can you do like a video all about your dishes that you make?

  2. lotte in weimar

    lotte in weimar

    10 घंटे पहले

    "I'm officially a victim of capitalism..cheers" That sent me 😂😂😂😂

  3. Cash’s Vlogs

    Cash’s Vlogs

    दिन पहले

    September 4 is my birthday, but she said it was the worst day of the year...... How dare you Joana

  4. Weird Creep

    Weird Creep

    4 दिन पहले

    It’s 2020 I hope she’s using that book!

  5. Sienna Magic

    Sienna Magic

    5 दिन पहले

    I am awful at all of those accept for algebra. That might be the only thing I’ll get a hundred on in math this year lol

  6. mj A

    mj A

    5 दिन पहले

    My dude I also love Chris Fleming

  7. kawaii kirah

    kawaii kirah

    5 दिन पहले

    Why does she look like Charlie d'amelio for a second in the thumbnail? Maybe it's just me...

  8. cornellcornell1

    cornellcornell1

    6 दिन पहले

    Why is there always food in her mouth?

  9. Esme Rosales

    Esme Rosales

    7 दिन पहले

    i recognize that food court 😭

  10. Samantha Herrador

    Samantha Herrador

    8 दिन पहले

    Yes

  11. rhianna

    rhianna

    8 दिन पहले

    I'm watching this because tomorrow is my first day of university and i am terrified

  12. wetweineydog

    wetweineydog

    8 दिन पहले

    take me to harry styles

  13. retno sri danisworo

    retno sri danisworo

    8 दिन पहले

    I really wish I had a mindset like hers

  14. GachaMeme

    GachaMeme

    8 दिन पहले

    I found your sanity when I went into my teacher's class she was wondering what it was so I stole it want it back?

  15. azrielic_

    azrielic_

    9 दिन पहले

    I hear that you have met the 4 devils of the school and never return from THE INCREASING FLAMES OF HELL KNOWN AS EDUCATION WE NEVER NEEDED AT THE ENNNNDDDD *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

  16. K Lum

    K Lum

    9 दिन पहले

    0:15 Olaf

  17. Madisyn Smith

    Madisyn Smith

    10 दिन पहले

    AHAHAHAHA the sticky note said "i love math" lmao I love this women

  18. Penelope Carnival

    Penelope Carnival

    10 दिन पहले

    6:00 I Wanted to say something interesting but I have no words LOL

  19. Chloe Vega

    Chloe Vega

    10 दिन पहले

    I so glad I’m not the only one who thinks back to school shopping is the only the most wonderful activity ever to take part in on our slowly dying planet earth

  20. Maxine Lyncey

    Maxine Lyncey

    11 दिन पहले

    ey i read percy jackson too

  21. Sahara

    Sahara

    13 दिन पहले

    Ok but why is the beginning an accurate representation of what goes on in my head all the time? 😂

  22. coffee beans

    coffee beans

    13 दिन पहले

    we have added features such as: adult

  23. Zzzannie

    Zzzannie

    14 दिन पहले

    OHMYGOSH GEORGE MICHEAL AMAZING YASSSS

  24. rubz.x

    rubz.x

    14 दिन पहले

    AA no longer stands for alcohol anonymous......... it now stands for .......... AVOCADOS AND ARITIZA

  25. Keisha Muzadi

    Keisha Muzadi

    14 दिन पहले

    NOOOO JOANA WHYYY WE COULD OF BEEN BEST FRIENDS I LEFT THE UNIVERSITY YOU'RE GOING TO LAST YEAR FML

  26. María Ibarzábal

    María Ibarzábal

    15 दिन पहले

    My birthday is on September 4th :(

  27. lauren elizabeth

    lauren elizabeth

    15 दिन पहले

    okay but i think joana is my idol

  28. Lina Zhou

    Lina Zhou

    16 दिन पहले

    checkmate frozen 2, she made the Samantha reference first

  29. ACC

    ACC

    16 दिन पहले

    So u love u so much❤️you make me laugh every time

  30. dolceama sweet

    dolceama sweet

    16 दिन पहले

    No hate or anything but like....Why do you lowkey look like a gothic Tiffany from Bride of Chucky cosplay,cuz it's gorgeous 🌹😈👰🏼

  31. dolceama sweet

    dolceama sweet

    16 दिन पहले

    🌃🔪

  32. Leilani Child

    Leilani Child

    16 दिन पहले

    physics is useless- tbh

  33. natasha parvin

    natasha parvin

    17 दिन पहले

    0:14 little did joana know she predicted frozen 2

  34. Helen Batista

    Helen Batista

    17 दिन पहले

    I’m in middle school and my backpack is bigger than hers😂😂

  35. Glitch Exe.

    Glitch Exe.

    17 दिन पहले

    You're my favorite youtuber!!!!!!

  36. Senpai•Kawaii04

    Senpai•Kawaii04

    17 दिन पहले

    It’s my birthday :(

  37. Matt Steer

    Matt Steer

    18 दिन पहले

    I take: Math Advanced, Science, English Advanced, HSIE (history & geo), PDHPE (Health), Philosophy, International studies and Commerce (hopefully can change to VA)

  38. Matt Steer

    Matt Steer

    18 दिन पहले

    just started year 9 were we had to choose 3 additional subjects from a variety of courses... I ended up having: • Philosophy (great cause there’s literately 5 people talking about ethics) • Int. Studies (the teacher is like *really* handsome and serious eye candy but also very good) • Commerce (LIVING HELL) I have the to change electives but I need to see what is compatible and available (practically nothing)

  39. Alison's Studies

    Alison's Studies

    19 दिन पहले

    Why I kinda see myself in you that's scary thank you

  40. Sleeping Repurr

    Sleeping Repurr

    19 दिन पहले

    ngl i was that kid who had a 64 pack of crayons

  41. no no

    no no

    19 दिन पहले

    OMG THERE WAS AN AD FOR TAKIS WITH JOHN CENA!

  42. A Random Duck On The Internet

    A Random Duck On The Internet

    20 दिन पहले

    👌

  43. Brenda Christie

    Brenda Christie

    20 दिन पहले

    i got Kelsey Kreppel vibes from her and thats good

  44. Maybelline August

    Maybelline August

    21 दिन पहले

    At least you can use the agenda now John Cena !!

  45. Griffin Davis

    Griffin Davis

    22 दिन पहले

    Nobody: My brain before a test: 0:02

  46. Aurianna Houseman

    Aurianna Houseman

    23 दिन पहले

    I love this girl. She's too cute

  47. 『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    24 दिन पहले

    She’s transitioning into an adult... Jaiden animations warned us...

  48. Gacha Milly

    Gacha Milly

    25 दिन पहले

    I love the food part!

  49. bela the human

    bela the human

    26 दिन पहले

    Joana looks like Billie Ellish or it's just my eyes

  50. Reese Hayden

    Reese Hayden

    26 दिन पहले

    “ I was so cool that nobody wanted to be my friend” me too my dude me too

  51. • C o f f e J e s s •

    • C o f f e J e s s •

    27 दिन पहले

    Im a lot younger than you and weight more than you

  52. zeynep yılmaz

    zeynep yılmaz

    28 दिन पहले

    Please put turkish subtitle on your videos 💞

  53. Yo it’s Parissa

    Yo it’s Parissa

    29 दिन पहले

    Hahaha. I asked my dad for Nike Air Force Nike’s 1s.

  54. Kiera

    Kiera

    29 दिन पहले

    So calm your meatless titties-joanna 2019

  55. Sabrina Haslam

    Sabrina Haslam

    29 दिन पहले

    those noodles look like grass bahhaaha

  56. BLINKSELENATOR

    BLINKSELENATOR

    महीने पहले

    No one: Joana:CALM DOWN

  57. Autumn Smith

    Autumn Smith

    महीने पहले

    Actually September 4 is not the worst day for me, it’s my bday that day oof

  58. haikat jameel

    haikat jameel

    महीने पहले

    Any one else confuse why she’s putting grass in a cup? I dunno why but it reminds of making mud pies Me: 1/2 cup of grass and water Me in 2020: wth was wrong with me

  59. Yasmin I. Alamin

    Yasmin I. Alamin

    महीने पहले

    That intro is everything and so relatable

  60. Alexis’s cosplay Corner

    Alexis’s cosplay Corner

    महीने पहले

    Joana please adopt me

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